Female Escorts / Islington /SUE THE SOLICITOR
I can say without a doubt that I am a true go-getter and a superhero in the sex industry [originally Est. 2005] saving the day by offering my services and ensuring that each and every one of my clients leaves completely delighted. I put my nose to the grindstone and started working my way up the ladder ONLY to find myself falling all the way back down it again BUT! nevertheless it has made me the very woman that I am today (as hard as nails). Oh, yes, I've been- seen & done everything that there is to know about this 'game'- inclusive of 'the good the bad and the ugly' Plus, typical hookers etiquette like, NEVER double dip with another working girl, never sharing your regulars, and always keep your clients close to your chest (Literally!). It's like a secret society, but with more fishnets and less handshakes...Forget about having regular friends, because the only friends you'll have are other hookers who are just waiting to steal your moves and your clients....(Oh yeah, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there alrighty... Services I've got a wide range of services on offer that cater to all sorts of unique preferences. And of course, I'm an absolute pro when it comes to providing that classic "Girlfriend" experience...Let's just say that I've got a few tricks tucked away up my sleeve (and my sleeve is deep) Alright, let's get a move on then shall we?... ..so are you ready to create some proper cheeky, unfiltered memories? Well I'm all set and eager, with my 'knack of the know how' It'll be like having your very own real-life ' Willy Wonka' ( but without the chocolate river) ꧁'Imprisonment & servitude', are just a glimpse into the vast expanse of my remarkably diverse & exquisitely creative repertoire of play. Plus I have a vast collection of uniforms/ Role Play outfits (Goodness me I really know how to keep things really exciting don't I? ( Oh for sure I most certainly do )… In the realm of discourse, doth thou dare? to challenge the winds of thought, beware! Sue will keep you guessing for She is the ruler of revelry… A mysterious allure, A mistress of intrigue, who will leave you longing for more and more…with bated…' for I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement... Calling all Virtuous 'aged Virgins' & seasoned Trollops alike Indoctrination of my cherry pop service begins with me soothing the aged virgins anxiety explaining that from now onwards I would be entering his dreams (and his nightmares!) as he won't be forgetting this experience…of course I know absolutely nothing about my sluts except what they tell me (which is usually exaggerated or completely untrue) - I always prefer to jump right in at the deep end, whether it be with an established slut or virgin…( Please note: I only meet 30+ year Old Virgins) So you lot out there are lookin' for a proper cockney Dominatrix, are ya? (Yeah, I can definitely sort you out with that service! ...So ava ya got a hankering for that little fella of yours to feel the power of a proper whopper? The sort that gets all the kitties in a right tizzy, (if you know wot I mean?...You've always 'ad that sort of dream for power in the back of yer mind, 'aven't ya, mate?... Cor blimey, 'ave ya got any idea 'ow bleedin' pointless ya are? I mean, what are you proper skilled at? Can ya fink of at least ONE fing that ya can say ya're proper good at? Honestly, mate, I reckon you're about as useful as a knackered out Old teabag...an old dried up teabag... yeah that's right, a shrivelled up bag of weakness that's been hung up and dried out more times than I can bleedin' count... Alright, let's slow things down a bit......Alright now, why don't ya go and slip on them fancy frilly draws for me and then give us a twirl like a jolly ol' fairy on top of a Christmas tree, eh? I'm proper excited to catch a glimpse of ya in them cute little knickerbockers, all dolled up with them pink ribbons 'n' bows... god knows... I could do with a bit more humour in me life... Alright then twirl 'round a bit faster, mate...blimey, if it weren't for them pink knicker ribbons, I'd 'ave half a mind to give that puny little crotch of yours a proper whack with a 'ammer and stick ya up on the ceiling...It's alrigh'... don't fret, me li'l bunny... don't worry, keep quiet now... keep quiet, there there... I ain't gonna do ya no 'arm. Take a bloomin' breather, mate...Cor blimey, I ain't gonna 'urt ya...Nah...course not- All I fancy is givin' those shoes of yours a good blob of spit... That's the only thing on me mind, and I'm dead set on doin' it. Why? Well Why not, I reckon?... I reckon them daft Minnie Mouse shoes you got on mate, need a bit of spit Don't ya fink so? a nice big blob of green phlegm would go well on them pink shoes of yours- eh? ow's about that then Yeah?Hooker Extraordinaire
...Like a wild beast Prancing through a field of mundane cows, Sue is as innovative between the bed sheets as Picasso was to the art world. So who do You want in your bed today Gentlemen ? Pablo Picasso? OR a typical boring Cow named MOO - whose bedtime stories about grass and Cud would put even an insomniac to sleep- So Gentlemen! 'WHO' Will it be??? WILL IT BE -> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies with a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> Sue?
So What do YOU need to book? YOU Gentlemen- NEED to be good-natured & seeking a POSITIVE EXPERIENCEI'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem...